Mrs. Roger doesn't have mu☾h to say, but says alot.
I CANT HELP THE BOOBS WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT THEM HONESTLY????
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
“Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.”
Liz Lemon (via hannahhurtful)
the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry
list of people i like:
girls who like being choked during sex are neato
dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*